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Author Topic: Distance Learning certifications???? Far too hilarious  (Read 414 times)
Art Kidwell
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« on: January 27, 2010, 02:11:59 AM »

This one, like all threads, starts from the latest to the earliest:

I don't mind, although I'd prefer first name only or just initials. How would I test? Video?-Will

On Tue Jan 26th, 2010 8:10 PM EST Art wrote:

>Ha ha, you just thought we were one of those "get a masters degree"
>scams huh?
>Hey, I'm going to use this communiqué on the Forum, do you want me to
>include your name or not?  The question is cool either way.
>
>Thanks,
>Art
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: William D. [mailto:blocked]
>Sent: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 4:11 PM
>To: art@kuntaosilat.com
>Subject: RE: Guru Course
>
>That's what I'm talking about. Thanks.-Will
>
>On Tue Jan 26th, 2010 3:00 PM EST Art wrote:
>
>>Good day William,
>>
>>Honor system?  You've got to be joking.  No, it's based on hard,
>>focused work.
>>
>>You get no certification until you can perform:
>>1: First Level = Lankas (LegWork)
>>2: Second Level = Djurus (HandWork)
>>3: Third Level = Djurus Satu (First Form)
>>4: Fourth Level = Lanka Dua (Second Form)
>>5: Fifth Level = Lanka Monjet (Monkey Form)
>>6: Sixth Level = Pai Yun (Tiger Form)
>>7: Seventh Level = Ling Sing Toy (Twin Dragon Form)
>>
>>The Five DVD set you get with registration provides you with all the
>>forms, training exercises, personal practice methods and partner
>>training.  You add the dedication, determination to succeed and hard
>>work required and you have the program.
>>
>>We help with a Distance Learning Forum at:
>>www.americankuntaosilat.org/Chat And a blog at:
>>www.americankuntaosilat.org/blog
And a Distance Learning Video website at: www.kuntaosilat.org
And hands-on training gatherings like: www.americankuntaosilat.com/SpringTraining.html
>>
>>Questions?
>>
>>Peace,
>>Art
>>
>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: William D. [mailto:blocked]
>>Sent: Friday, January 22, 2010 8:53 PM
>>To: art@kuntaosilat.com
>>Subject: Guru Course
>>
>>Hi,
>>
>>Is the Guru course based on the honor system? Does the Certficate of
>>Achievement also come with the purchase of the 5-set training DVD's ($200)?
>>
>>Regards,
>>William




     
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Elijah Gartin
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 01:55:41 AM »

LoL, That is awesome, masters degree scam...  Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 09:24:58 AM »

Is there a Bachelors or Associates program!!?? Grin
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 09:23:53 AM »

Do I also get a pretty belt with a purchase?
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 11:55:25 AM »

Would this be OK?  Kiss

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/22970691v0_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 07:59:07 PM »

all i can say is EWWW!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 08:10:52 PM »

Too small for me  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 10:22:54 PM »

 Grin
You guys are jest too modest!  Roll Eyes

You know that would look really studly on your wall!   Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 09:38:38 PM »

Too small for me  Grin

Would you like a "SuperSize" Sir?   Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 12:10:23 AM »

Just picture me teaching class with that ON.  Wow. Gives me chills thinking about it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 12:58:43 AM »

Imagine how the girls feel . . .  Huh
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 05:24:41 PM »

Wow.  You just had to go Gene LeBell one better, didn't you?
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2010, 07:31:50 PM »

Tough job; but someone has to do it.  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 07:52:26 PM »

Not enough material even if you supersized it  Grin

Not necessarily because of my size but more because of my modesty lol.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2010, 08:03:15 PM »

Well do they come in super small for me?  Tongue
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